Halloween and everything in between

Last night I went to see Evil Dead: The Musical with my dad, my sister, and my brother-in-law. I've never seen the actual movies, but, from the reviews I've heard, they are completely ridiculous. I thought "Why would I want to see a bad movie? I could watch Freddy vs. Jason again if I ever felt the need to see a total fail at horror movies."

But no. This was much greater than I ever imagined. There was tree rape, murder, zombies, chainsaws, foul language, inappropriate sexual innuendo, and singing. Oh my god the singing. I wish they had had soundtracks, because I totally would have bought one. Instead I got a shirt that says "Look who's evil now!"

They had a slash zone, you guys. People got water thrown at them, and fake blood, and tree jizz.

Among other various acts of debauchery, last night I realized that the best time and place to go on a murder spree would be at a haunted house or woods during or around Halloween. No one would think twice about the chainsaw sounds and would just think all the mutilated corpses were really good effects, and if you ran away covered in blood they would just think it was a really good costume.

Not that I plan on going on a murder spree, but you always have to have these plans, just in case.

I've always done this, thinking about how I would get rid of a dead body, figuring out ways to not get caught. My sister even told me that people in Russia, during the winter, will stumble out of bars drunk and will fall into the snow, and in the morning their bodies will be covered by it and they won't be found until spring. Which immediately made me think "Wow, if I was a vampire, I would move to Russia since no one would be able to tell they were drained of their blood."

I don't know if everyone does it, but I assume they do. I mean, haven't you ever looked at lake or a piece of think brush and thought "That would be a good place to hide a body."

It might just be the horror movies I've been addicted to since I was eight, or the creepypasta I read almost every single day, but I think it's always good to be prepared.

Speaking of being prepared, I am turning 18 in eleven days, and I am like the opposite of prepared. I'm going to actually be an adult. Are you ready world? I sure am not.