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The baby should wear a mermaid eye patch.
Everyone should wear a mermaid eye patch. Just sayin'.
That baby would look REE-DIK-A-LUS with a mermaid eyepatch, like a certain blonde little girl did way back when she had a big ol' lazy ey-OHHHH OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY. I SEE. I SEE. YOU BEIN ALL SELECTIVE COZ YOU GOT AN /EYEPATCH/. WELL. /WORK THAT EYEPATCH./
I DO WORK THAT EYEPATCH. I WORK IT LIKE A STRIPPER WORKS A POLE, ONLY I WORK IT SLIGHTLY LESS PROVOCATIVELY.
The baby should wear a mermaid eye patch.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should wear a mermaid eye patch. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteThat baby would look REE-DIK-A-LUS with a mermaid eyepatch, like a certain blonde little girl did way back when she had a big ol' lazy ey-
ReplyDeleteOHHHH OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY. I SEE. I SEE. YOU BEIN ALL SELECTIVE COZ YOU GOT AN /EYEPATCH/. WELL. /WORK THAT EYEPATCH./
I DO WORK THAT EYEPATCH. I WORK IT LIKE A STRIPPER WORKS A POLE, ONLY I WORK IT SLIGHTLY LESS PROVOCATIVELY.
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