hey guess what...

I look like Dougie Poynter

And Ayumi Hamasaki

But then I used another photo and IT SAID I LOOK LIKE TIM CURRY!!!
AND THAT WAS FROM A PRETTIER PICTURE OF ME!!

It does not give me solace that it also thinks I look like Kristen Dunst or Pamela Anderson.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME, INTERNET?!!?!

EDIT;;

To repair my broken heart, I made another corndog face

It's a witch from the Salem Witch Trials being burned at the stake.

I don't know why he looks so happy.